Wahooze Picks: Week 2

Hello sports fans. I have the reigns for week 2 of the Wahooze picks as Kendall is down at what’s left of the outer banks this week. First off let’s update the scores from last week, mostly because I would like to toot my own horn. As of last week the scores are:

Kendall - 10

Pierce - 10

Rookie - 10

Mike - 13

Baller Week

BOOOOOOOOOM! Bet with Uncle Guido he never steers you wrong. Rookie has the celebrity picker lead. The winner of the celebrity picker challenge will get lunch with the writers at Charlottesville Legend China King Buffet. That being said here are the picks for this week. This week’s celebrity picker is my younger brother Charlie. He’s a freshman at JMU, was Arlington Baseball player of the year last year, and knows his stuff. Here we go!

Welcome to the Lions Den Little Bro

UVA (-6.5) @ Indiana

Picking the Hoos: Everyone!

Going to Hell: Nobody!

Mike Says: Indiana lost to the fightin’ David Lettermans of Ball State last week. Are they looking for a bounce back win? Sure. But they are going to have to keep looking.

Charleston Southern @ FSU (no odds)

Picking the Semin-Holes: Everyone!

Picking the team that is obviously going to lose: No one!

Mike Says: Charleston Southern vs. Miami was the first college football game I ever went to in college. That didn’t work out well for Charleston Southern, this probably won’t either.

Wofford @ Clemson (no odds)

Picking Matt Klumpp-son (what up UTS reference): Everyone!

Picking the Fightin’ Jerry Richardson’s (Go Panthers): No one!

Mike Says: Wofford has a football team?

Rutgers @ UNC (-10)

Picking the Tar Holes: Everyone!

Picking the Scarlet Knights: No one

Charlie Says: New UNC QB Brynn Renner is good. Apparently he played against him sophomore year in regionals. That being said that was baseball. But you never know

Virginia Tech (-18) @ ECU

Picking Cornfield Community College: Kendall, Mike, Pierce

Picking East Carolina: Charlie

Mike Says: One of my brother’s best friend and my former player Brooks Valtin goes to ECU. Obviously Charlie likes him much more than I do. Tech is not losing these gimmie games this year. They’re just waiting till the last game to blow their season. This is me calling our shot.

Stanford (-21) @ Duke

Picking the West Coast Nerds: Everyone!

Picking the East Coast Nerds: No one!

Mike Says: This is a battle of overprivilidged legacy d-bag schools. Fortunately for Stanford they have the best player in the country. This is a beat down and -21 is a gift. Take this to the BANK.

NC State (-2) @ Wake

Picking the Deacs: Pierce, Charlie

Picking North Carolina’s Safety University: Mike, Kendall

Mike Says: Every time Russell Wilson tears it up for Wisco I think it motivates Mike Glennon and Tom O’Brien to try and prove their worth. Air Raid.

BC @ UCF (-7)

Picking the Golden Knights: Everyone!

Picking the Eagles: No one!

Mike Says: Montel Harris still doubtful. So are wins for the Eagles.

Georgia Tech (-11) @ Middle Tennessee State

Picking the Fight’ Crew Neck Sweatshirts: Everyone!

Picking that School that upset Maryland a few years ago: Nobody!

Mike Says: I hate how well Georgia Tech played last week. But they looked pretty damn good. Stephen Hill had 181 yards and two TDs receiving in that offense. Oh yeah on 4 catches.

Miami is still trying to get their vision straight from that debacle on Monday.

Now to the Locks!

Kendall:

Mississippi State (-6.5) over Auburn

Alabama (-10) over Penn State

Pierce:

South Carolina (-3) over UGA
MSU (-6.5) over Auburn

Mike:

TCU(-2) over Air Force

USC(-9.5) over Utah

Charlie:

South Carolina (-3) over Georgia
Michigan (+3.5) over Notre Dame

AND NOW THIS: