Caleb -- 6 points
Pierce -- 5 points
Kendall -- 5 points
Mike -- 3 points
Season Total:
Pierce -- 53 points
Guest Pickers -- 49 points
Kendall -- 46 points
Mike -- 44 points
This week's guest picker is a great friend and a long-time member of Wahooze Nation; the man, the myth, the legend, one Mister Michael Franklin Delano Roosevelt Keens. Keens is a UVA fan, he's an all-around great dude, a very cerebral person, and a good damn earner. Trust him with your money and your children -- those sorts of people are rare. I'm honored to have him picking winners with us this week.
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I'm swamped at work today, so Mike [Vitale] is going to handle the rest of the blog post from here. Mikey-V, take us away...
Just to interject before we get into this I'd like to point out that there was no UVA game last week which is why our points were so low. And I would also like to point out that I am the worst picker in the history of sports. Let's get into this weeks pic-tastrophy
Georgia Tech(-7.5) @ UVA
Picking the Team with the Crusty old Douche of a D-Coordinator: Everyone!
Being an idiot: No one!
Mike Says: 7.5 is a gift line. Though I think the UVA fans might be the people who are the most motivated by hatred. It's homecoming and Al Groh ruined the college football experience of a lot of these kids, assuming they weren't super drunk.
Kendall Says: 44-14, Wreck. It's going to be ugly.
Pierce Says: Oh, you know, every once and a while we win games like this. I'm not going out on that limb though.
Keens Says: I don't think it's going to be a blowout given the two most recent "close" games GT has had. I'll be bringing batteries to throw at Al Groh
Miami @ UNC (-3)
Taking the Young Firebrand NCAA Offenders: Kendall
Taking the Wiley Old Veteran Rule Breakers: Pierce, Mike, Keens
Mike Says: You seen Lamar Miller? Kid is the truth.
Kendall Says: I like the Heels at home against a schizophrenic Miami team. Still not sold on Al Golden, sorry.
Pierce Says: The ACC's own Ineligibowl.
Keens Says: Blown opportunity to take one away from VT last week- 'Canes don't blow it in Chapel Hill
Florida State (-12.5) @ Duke
Picking the Semen-Holes: Kendall, Mike, Pierce
Having Giant Balls: KEENS!
Mike Says: EJ Manuel appears to be back and ready to light it up.
Kendall Says: FSU with a rebound throttling of the Blue Devils
Pierce Says: Noles probably want to win at least one conference game this year.
Keens Says: They'll lose the game but cover the spread
Virginia Tech (-7) @ Wake
Picking the Kids who will probably go on the be successful humans: Pierce, Kendall
Picking the Kids who will probably be asking the aforementioned kids for jobs: Mike, Keens
Mike Says (while punching himself): Logan Thomas is pretty damn good. Tech needs to make a statement at some point.
Kendall Says: Gut call, and a little hail mary action to try to catch Pierce in the picks standings. (Picks recorded previously)
Pierce Says: I'm not going to bet against Wake until they lose. That could happen this week but i think the Deacs get it done.
Clemson(-8.5) @ Maryland
Taking the horrible color scheme: Mike, Kendall, Keens
Taking the horrible uniforms: Pierce
Mike Says: Looks like Maryland sucks again
Kendall Says: I think Clemson is a legit top-ten team this season, and they'll prove it [again] in this game. Tigers in a blowout.
Pierce Says: Boyd is hurt, Maryland's been playing alright, I think this will be close.
Keens Says: Only 8.5 points...seriously? As Kendall says, this one is a license to print money
Utah (-6.5) @ Pitt
Taking the Utes: No one!
Taking Pitt: Everyone!
Kendall Says: Utah is a poser
Pierce says: This isn't a Boise-esque Utah team.
LOCKS
Mike:
Michigan (+3) @ Michigan State - Could Brady Hoke be the real deal?
Oklahoma (-34.5) @ Kansas - Kansas is AWFUL. Poke State just hung 70 on them. BANK it.
Pierce:
LSU(-16) @ Tennessee - Tennessee's QB is hurt, LSU is way too good to keep up with
Stanford (-21) @ Washington State - Andrew Luck's victory parade continues through Pullman.
Keens:
Ohio State @ Illinios(-5) - Suck on it Sweater!
Georgia (-11) @ Vandy
Kendall:
Arizona State @ Oregon (-15) - ASU is better than this line, and the Ducks are without LaMichael James
LSU (-16) @ Tennessee - Still printing money by betting LSU and giving points... By the way my "eyeball test" top ten is: #1 LSU, #2 Alabama, #3 Wisconsin, #4 Oklahoma, #5 Stanford, #6 Clemson, #7 Georgia Tech, #8 Houston, #9 Boise State, and #10 Michigan
That's all for this week. I leave you with this to pump you up for this weekend:
Let's go ruin this asshole's season.
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