2012's Mixed Metaphor

In 2009, the mixed metaphor was football and boxing, with the wildly popular and successful Fight Card series.

In 2010, the mixed metaphor was football and horse racing, with the unbelievably awesome Trifecta Box series.

In 2011, the mixed metaphor was football and Monopoly, with the incredible and inspiring Monopoly Properties series.


2012's mixed metaphor for our mind-numbingly brilliant position-by-position football preview is going to be last-year's top vote-getter -- BOWLING!

Rookie, Nathan, and Paulie, you wish is my command... albeit 12 months later.

The format will actually be "Bowling and Burgers," and will feature the following segments for each position:

• Frame
• Tweet for Nathan -- call this the Cliff's Notes version, 140 character summary of the position
• 1st Roll -- the starter(s)
• 2nd Roll -- the depth chart
• Score for the Frame
• Burgers! -- as provided by commentary by Mike and Pierce, with a burger-themed grade for the relative quality of that position group
• Handicap -- a quick look at the position group projecting to 2013

Still gotta let this marinate a little bit, but it's taking shape rapidly.

Get excited, Wahooze Nation.  We're about to uncork something stinky.