Dear Santa,For Christmas, I want a new head football coach who will...
- Recruit the state of Virginia more and better than Al Groh.
- Allow the assistant coaches to speak to the media.
- Be able to beat Virginia Tech on the reg.
- Switch from the 3-4 defense to the 4-3 --- it's easier to find defensive tackles and defensive ends than it is to find nose tackles and big outside linebackers.
- Be willing to kiss babies and pose in front of cameras.
- Insist that UVA adds an orange jersey to the uniform mix.
- Recruit good QB prospects.
- Develop the QBs on the roster into viable, effective starters.
- Drop the "Sea of Orange" bullcrap and just let the fans be the fans.
- Take Virginia back to Welshian levels of consistent and reliable (7+ win) success.
- Put together some sort of offense that is exciting to watch.
- Not use a quarterback to return punts.
I've been a good boy, Santa. I rarely boo, I attend every game I can (unless I'm deathly ill), and I sing the Good Ol' Song when we kick field goals. I don't think I'm asking for too much here. Please don't give me a lump of coal like you did in 2000.
Sincerely yours,
Little Kenny
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