In 2010, the mixed metaphor was football and horse racing, with the unbelievably awesome Trifecta Box series.
In 2011, the mixed metaphor was football and Monopoly, with the incredible and inspiring Monopoly Properties series.
In 2012, the mixed metaphor was football and bowling, with the fantastic and compelling Bowling & Burgers series.
2013's mixed metaphor for my mind-numbingly brilliant position-by-position football preview is going to be... drumroll... MOVIES I LOVE!
Get your nostrils flared, Wahooze Nation. I'm about to unleash something stinky.