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June 26, 2010

Thank God.

This means we don't have to give a shit about soccer for another four years, right?

We can go back to calling it a "field" instead of a "pitch," right?

We can go back to calling it a "team" instead of a "side," right?

Seeing a stretcher taken out on the field means somebody is actually hurt now, right?

And child please... stoppage time?  Really?

Screw soccer.  Screw the World Cup.

4 comments:

  1. Sorry folks I was pulling for Ghana. Its where my heart was going. They have a vastly better story. I don't care if all the sudden every 4 years ppl in the US start caring about "soccer."

    Too many bandwagon US fans. Not buying the hype. When does real football season start? Mike London will be a great coach for us.

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  2. Ah yes, REAL football. With REAL scoring, and REAL tackles, and REAL excitement, and NOT played in a swarm of killer bees... Can't wait.

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  3. Eff you, dawg.

    As a fellow clinically-diagnosed sports fan-- Soccer is far and away the best sport to play, and the only sport I'd rather watch is our football.

    Don't hate.

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