By the way, I was [at least kinda] right about some stuff:

Examining Broncoball
Many (most?) Hoofans had to go kicking and screaming before they bought in, but the weirdo from Utah is winning at UVA and reminding us of George Welsh.

Talent Level in the Final Four
I was like fucking Nostradamus in April of 2017. C'mon, give me my due.

Dearth of Motherfuckers
The biggest motherfucker Bennett has had - Ty Jerome - led his team to the 2018-19 national championship. Amen and hallelujah. And Mamadi Diakite is a bit of a mofo, as well.

Examining Bennettball
Sorry about all of those broken images, but the text remains and it is gospel.

The List, Part IV
I was right about a few things: 1) we were able to land a good coach, 2) Fuente (VT), Herman (Texas), Campbell (Iowa State), and Rhule (Baylor) were the quartet of hotness that hiring season, and 3) Wells (Texas Tech), Brohm (Purdue), Babers (Syracuse), Fleck (Minnesota), and Cristobal (Oregon) had certain upward mobility. I'm pretty good at college football coaching searches.

Anyway, these are probably the five posts I'll always be trying to live up to. I hope I've got more stuff like that in me. We'll see!

Wake up, the members of my nation...

Wait, is that the iCarly theme song? Jesus.

Anyway.

I'm back. But before we begin, I need to give a massive shout out to Hoos Place. I doubt they'll miss me, because I never really wrote anything, but I have a few friends who were begging me to get back to Wahooze, and it reminded me why I started the blog in the first place. And it made me realize I missed it.

Anyway, I'm not all that into writing behind paywalls or accepting assignments, and that's the kind of writers - serious writers; talented, driven, serious writers - that Hoos Place needs, wants, and deserves right now.

So here I am. Lazy, sophomoric, hamfisted, crude, crass, unprofessional, untalented... and writing about UVA sports for my own pleasure.

So what do you want to talk about, Hoofans?