HAIKU BONANZA
Saturday, October 20th
Wake Forest, Jim Grobe
Have a solid young QB.
His name? Tanner Price.
This team isn't bold.
They aren't flashy or awesome.
But they are decent.
UVa should win
only because it's at home.
Hoos 20 Deacs 10
Saturday, November 3rd
David Amerson
is pretty good at football.
Mike Glennon is good
Perhaps, the Wolfpack
challenges for the 'lantic.
BCS? Maybe.
They have our number.
Wolfpack will score 33.
Hoos will score 14.
Saturday, November 10th
Oh poor Al Golden
Miami is a shitshow.
Talent without wins.
Maybe they win more
their second year with system.
Can't hate his tie, though
I bet we don't win.
Canes surprise for 28
Hoos manage 20
Thursday, November 15th
Woo! Thursday night game!
Heels are due a loss from us.
Though it's an upset.
I think they'll be good.
I really like their new coach
and all their talent.
Hoos, night game magic
light up 37 points
Heels score 22
Saturday, November 24th
Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech
Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks.
Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech
Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks.
Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech
Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks.
Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech
Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks.
We're going to win.
Awesome. This is the way we should do it every year.
ReplyDeleteI much prefer reading this. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteThat last one could win some poetry slams.
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