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August 30, 2012

Season Preview - Sprint to the Finish

Well it looks like I've backed myself into a corner with poor planning/scheduling...finish the preseason preview after the start of the season or cram the remaining games into way more than anyone wants to read in one post? I think we all know which path I'm going to go down:

HAIKU BONANZA

Saturday, October 20th

Wake Forest, Jim Grobe
Have a solid young QB.
His name? Tanner Price.

This team isn't bold.
They aren't flashy or awesome.
But they are decent.

UVa should win
only because it's at home.
Hoos 20 Deacs 10

Saturday, November 3rd

David Amerson
is pretty good at football.
Mike Glennon is good

Perhaps, the Wolfpack
challenges for the 'lantic.
BCS? Maybe.

They have our number.
Wolfpack will score 33.
Hoos will score 14.
Saturday, November 10th

Oh poor Al Golden
Miami is a shitshow.
Talent without wins.

Maybe they win more
their second year with system.
Can't hate his tie, though

I bet we don't win.
Canes surprise for 28
Hoos manage 20

Thursday, November 15th

Woo! Thursday night game!
Heels are due a loss from us.
Though it's an upset.

I think they'll be good.
I really like their new coach
and all their talent.

Hoos, night game magic
light up 37 points
Heels score 22

Saturday, November 24th

Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech
Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. 
Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech

Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. 
Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech
Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. 

Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech
Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. Tech Sucks. 
 We're going to win.


3 comments:

  1. Awesome. This is the way we should do it every year.

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  2. I much prefer reading this. Keep it up.

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  3. That last one could win some poetry slams.

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