You are now a Lobos, Bulldogs, Wildcats, Longhorns, Jayhawks, Runnin' Rebels, Bulls, Buckeyes, Cornhuskers, Cowboys, Mountaineers, Gators, Colonials, Billikens, Tarheels, Horned Frogs, Tigers, Thundering Herd, Golden Knights, Fighting Irish, Golden Eagles, Rams, Hoyas, Trojans, and Bruins fan.

GO BILLIKENS!

As you know, we're on the bubble... after two blissful days as a tournament lock after beating Duke.  Losing to BC yesterday has cast us in with the 27 teams listed below, fighting for what will probably be 10-12 tournament spots, depending upon how the various and sundry conference tournaments play out.

These teams listed below are our enemies.  Listed beside them are their opponents down the stretch.  Since we want our fellow bubble teams to lose, we need to see their opponents win.  Makes sense, right?  Thus, we are now Lobos, Bulldogs, Wildcats, Longhorns, Jayhawks, Runnin' Rebels, Bulls, Buckeyes, Cornhuskers, Cowboys, Mountaineers, Gators, Colonials, Billikens, Tarheels, Horned Frogs, Tigers, Thundering Herd, Golden Knights, Fighting Irish, Golden Eagles, Rams, Hoyas, Trojans, and Bruins fans.

Bubble Team -- Remaining Opponents

Air Force -- SDSU, New Mexico

Alabama -- Ole Miss, Georgia

Arizona State -- Arizona

Baylor -- Texas, Kansas

Boise State -- UNLV, SDSU

BYU -- n/a

California -- Stanford

Cincinnati -- USF

Illinois -- Iowa, Ohio State

Iowa -- Illinois, Nebraska

Iowa State -- Oklahoma St., West Virginia

Kentucky -- Georgia, Florida

La Salle -- George Washington, St. Louis

Maryland -- UNC, UVA

Oklahoma -- West Virginia, TCU

Ole Miss -- Alabama, LSU

San Diego State -- Air Force, Boise State

Southern Miss -- Marshall, UCF

Stanford -- Cal

St. John's -- Notre Dame, Marquette

Saint Mary's -- n/a

Temple -- Fordham, VCU

Tennessee -- Auburn, Missouri

UMass -- Butler, Rhode Island

Villanova -- Georgetown

Washington -- USC, UCLA

Xavier -- St. Louis, Butler

Meanwhile, beware the dreaded 'bid thief,' shitbag mid-major schools with good enough tourney résumés to gobble up an at-large bid even if they lose in their podunk conference tournament.

Akron

Belmont

Bucknell

Louisiana Tech

Memphis

Middle Tennessee State

Hate them, but pull for them to win their conference tournaments so we don't see the at-large allotment drop for the bubble teams.

And there you have it, your college basketball viewing guide for the next two weeks.  Pull for the Hoos to win - obviously - pull for the other bubble teams to lose, and pull for the potential bid thieves to win their conference tournaments.